26.2 miles? On foot? Why? Am I insane?

I'm terrified of a number. 26.2 to be exact. I can hardly even wrap my brain around it. So please tell me why the fuck did I sign up to run my first marathon?

Because I'm not a pussy, that's why. I've been talking about it since I finished my last half at the end of April. I've supposedly been training for it for the last 3 weeks. I just had not taken the plunge and actually signed up and paid for it. If I pay for it, you can bet your sweet ass that I'm going to run it and do my best to finish it. I've ran 13.1 two different times, that equals 26.2 so I've already run the distance (kinda).

Let's see where this damn journey takes me. Common sense be damned.

I haven't ran anything today, what the fuck have you done? (In my defense, its my rest day and I had to be at work at 6am and then worked an hour and a half late and its hot as hell outside. Might get some yoga in.)